Saturday, July 26, 2008

I Nailed Baby Jesus! Now in 3D, WoW!!!






I NAILED BABY JESUS, has many meanings to many people the interpretation of this work I will leave up to you but I can tell you that last Easter Sunday Fred was searching for a new idea with a deeper meaning than he had ever held sight of when this lone child sized sandal with three fitted gem stones signifying the trinity thus the sandal of Baby Jesus appeared to him in the asphalt drive way of a gas station in sunny Fullerton, California. Fred picked it up and noticed the interesting pattern on the bottom of the baby Jesus sandal and he took the sandal home and made art prints with the impression of that very soul. Fred made only a short series of these works then Fred Nailed The Baby Jesus to a well worn piece of wood from his studio workshop. The wood has many holes drilled into it and there are remnants of spray paint on its surface giving a rich texture to this artwork.
Put on your Red/Blue glasses Left eye Red to view the 3D anaglyph photograph on this page.

Friday, April 25, 2008

A fond farewell Due to Entropy

If you are reading this it may be due to the entropy of the universe has now exceeded 51%, the Big Crunch is in the making as time works backwards from the mid point of cosmological history and God has become the great undoer of his creation an un-creator as it were with some odd 2042 years until he un-conceives his unnatural born son Jesus, and 65 million years or so until the dinosaurs walk back wards and vomit out the filthy four legged things they all ate that had crawled out of the primordial slime all those years ago that made for such good crude oil that we are now un-using it again as I un-type this. Wow I just realized gas prices will soon be under $4.00 dollars a gallon and I can drive my car backwards where ever I un-please. Oh God no that evil administration will be here for 8 long backward years until we un-vote George Bush from the presidency!
Well it just goes to show you that you can't vomit out your cake and not have it to.

Fred "younger now than when I began typing this" Wilder
April 2008-ish